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gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Well now I have to watch this movie just for the commentary. 

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Well now I have to watch this movie just for the commentary. 

(via godswerepoetsonce)

patgavin:

Fireworks at the Baltimore Oriole’s 60th Anniversary Celebration.

patgavin:

Fireworks at the Baltimore Oriole’s 60th Anniversary Celebration.

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salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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The Simpsons- We put the spring in springfield

Random laughter moment broke up the hum drum today. While I was shaving I started thinking about The Spring in Springfield musical number from the Simpsons Season 8. And when I do that I laugh and, well, I laughed z bit and had a big smile that prevented me from shaving for a few seconds. At first I thought this smile was preventing me from finishing my normal shaving routine but then I paused a second and thought: “A random smile and giggle has come to break up an otherwise mundane daily task. I can stop what I’m doing for a second and enjoy the laugh.” It felt nice to be living on the sunny side of life and being able to recognize it too.

orioles:

Your Baltimore Orioles are the 2014 American League East Champions! #WeWontStop

orioles:

Your Baltimore Orioles are the 2014 American League East Champions! #WeWontStop

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orioles:

Get ready for October! The Baltimore Orioles are your AL East Champions! 

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patgavin:

Video I took of the final plays before the Orioles beat the Blue Jays 8-2 to win the 2014 AL East Championship. It includes all the post-game celebrations for those who weren’t there to see it live.